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Houston
The First Recorded Drawing of Houston, Modernized Circa 2017
Houstonism is a religion older than Christianity, with followers on every continent.
It has made a resurgence in recent years as a response to modern means of communication and a revitalization of established religion, which Houstonist doctrine generally rejects.
The religion is very real, and no more absurd than any other established religion. Joining Houstonism is easy, and if you wish to do so, you've come to the right website.